Being a Christian is theoretically 'easy'....
Real Life outside is nevertheless hard & mostly a 'cold-blooded' exercise where " I, me & myself" of Individuals, are taken preferences over anything & everything else.....
Herewith some 'Gems' (that were found on advertising boards in front of churches), that are not only clever humorous 'puns' but are also very true in projecting some real truths in Christianity, that can't be portrayed , -more accurately in the amount of words used!
(Read it slowly....& contemplate about the Truth's that are embedded in it...) :
* The best vitamin for a Christian is B1.
*Under same management for over 2,000 years.
* Soul food served here.
* Tithe if you love Jesus! Anyone can honk.
* You can give without loving, but you cannot love without
giving.
* Beat the Christmas rush, come to church this Sunday!
* Don't wait for the hearse to take you to church.
* We should be more concerned with the Rock Of Ages, instead of
the age of rock.
* Don't give up. Moses was once a basket case!
* Come early for a good seat in the back.
* Life has many choices, Eternity has two. What's yours?
* Worry is interest paid on trouble before it is due.
* A man's character is like a fence.
* Tithe if you love Jesus! Anyone can honk.
* You can give without loving, but you cannot love without
giving.
* Beat the Christmas rush, come to church this Sunday!
* Don't wait for the hearse to take you to church.
* We should be more concerned with the Rock Of Ages, instead of
the age of rock.
* Don't give up. Moses was once a basket case!
* Come early for a good seat in the back.
* Life has many choices, Eternity has two. What's yours?
* Worry is interest paid on trouble before it is due.
* A man's character is like a fence.
It cannot be strengthened by whitewash.
* A Supermarket isn't the only Saving place!
* Preach the gospel 24/7 ...
* A Supermarket isn't the only Saving place!
* Preach the gospel 24/7 ...
Use words only if necessary.... Let your Life to others rather be the Message!
* Delay is preferable to error.
* It's hard to stumble when you're on your knees.
* What part of "THOU SHALT NOT" don't you understand?
* A clear conscience makes a soft pillow.
* The wages of sin is death.
* Delay is preferable to error.
* It's hard to stumble when you're on your knees.
* What part of "THOU SHALT NOT" don't you understand?
* A clear conscience makes a soft pillow.
* The wages of sin is death.
Repent before payday!
* Never give the devil a ride.
* Never give the devil a ride.
He will always want to drive.
* Can't sleep? Try counting your blessings.
* Forbidden fruit creates many jams.
* May is God's apology for February.
* To belittle is to be little.
* Don't let the littleness in others bring out the littleness
in you.
* God answers knee mail.
* Try Jesus.
* Can't sleep? Try counting your blessings.
* Forbidden fruit creates many jams.
* May is God's apology for February.
* To belittle is to be little.
* Don't let the littleness in others bring out the littleness
in you.
* God answers knee mail.
* Try Jesus.
If you don't like Him, the devil will always take you back.
Shalom & Maranatha...!
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